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FRAUD!

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I have received an estimate.
It's going to be expensive.

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I'm not keen on recording
consumer loan due to the bathroom.

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After all, they have an interest rate of over 20%.

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- It's going to be expensive.
-Received!

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- Hello.
-Hey, dad.

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Hello, Lene-mother.
How is it going?

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- I need help.
-Help?

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- I've never asked you this before...
-Wait a minute. I'll get something to drink.

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Brit, are you hanging out on the front porch for a walk?

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Nice if you are out there.

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Yes.

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What's wrong, Lene?

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- I need money.
-One moment.

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Brit should have his cigarettes.

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-Money, yes?
- There is something wrong with the bathroom.

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I would help you if I could, but
I have invested everything in this apartment.

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-All the money for mom too?
- The idea was that everyone should enjoy it.

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- You and Brit are there all the time.
-Finance is really quite simple.

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You have to put food after eating.

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I said it at the time.
That house was going to swallow money.

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Now Brit wants back in,
so I almost have to let her in.

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- You will figure it out.
- Yes, we do.

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- Thanks for the help.
- Yes, I'm coming. Relax!

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You got something there.

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- Hello.
- It's going well, isn't it?

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- It's going well.
- Can the nut wait here?

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Is that your mom? Of course.
Sit down. Would you like a coffee?

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- No thanks.
-Do you want coffee?

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- Do you have soda?
- I'll see.

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Hågen is waiting to enter the meeting,
so let's just get started.

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- Hello, Hågen.
- Hello.

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So good that you could show up
at such short notice.

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-It's been a long time, PM, but you look the same.
- I try to stay in shape.

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I've been working like a badger
with my comeback and then comes this?

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A sliver of joy.

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Good that you're taking the fight, PM.

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It is stolen and mashed and sampled
over a low shoe.

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- Doesn't belong anywhere at home.
- It's just about the spirit.

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-Yes.
- It's sacred.

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Yes. Shall we listen to the songs, then?

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-We start with Aimen.
- Maybe we should start with mine?

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To have the original with us
into plagiarism.

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True. Then we start with PM's song,
which comes here.

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-Hey, you.
-Yes.

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- Did you pick up my package?
- No, I wasn't allowed to go to the store.

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- You promised!
- I'll try to remember it tomorrow.

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- You must remember that.
-Yes.

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-What's for dinner?
- Leftovers from Sunday.

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Today is Thursday.

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It's going well. It was good on Sunday,
so today is good.

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But you? How much money you earn
to sell those shoes?

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- It varies a little.
- Maybe you have to pay for yourself at home.

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No shit, I'm 14 years old!

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And I have better things
to spend my money on.

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We will talk more about it.
Can you cover up?

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-Dad is in a meeting, so it's just the two of us.
- I won't have food!

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Hello, my dear new friend.
Only the imagination sets the limits.

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My name is Trude,
and will warmly welcome you.

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I have been a content provider here
since March 2021.

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During that time I have received
lots of experience and necessary knowledge.

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Just this experience
I want to share with you.

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That's why I invite you to a course.

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We must learn
how to get more followers,

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and how you become too
a successful content provider.

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The course costs only NOK 5,000.
Send me a PM if you want to join.

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-Lars? Do you think we'll end up in court?
-Maybe.

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If so, I need
your wise head on the team.

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The similarity between the songs is quite obvious.

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At least we can't rule it out.

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Ugh, BORING.

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-Is this where you sit.
- I'm going to a course tomorrow.

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How is that case going?

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- I heard he Aiman ​​on the radio today.
-Aimen.

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- Is it that similar, then?
- It's exactly the same.

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It's plagiarism.

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Just listen.

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Listen to it.

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No. You, I have to go to bed.

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Wow!
What kind of course are you going on?

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Nothing special.
New trends and viral stuff.

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Who runs the course?

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-Trude one-or-other. I have to stick.
- Okay.

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- You are going up to the fourth floor.
- Thank you.

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Are you going to join in?

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- Welcome. Hello. Trude.
-Kjersti.

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- So nice. Hello. Trude.
-Emrik.

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Then we are there.

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Now we can finally start.

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Now we are all here.
A warm welcome to the course!

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I have been looking forward to it so much.
It's so nice that you all have come.

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It will be so nice
to teach you all that I have learned.

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We will learn the basics,
what kind of equipment to have,

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and then we will talk about our bodies.

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Everything we say in this room,
remains in this room.

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I have been working for a year and a half
as a content producer in IF.

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Yes, it's work,
and it is often hectic.

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But there are so many exciting ones
and nice people in this industry.

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You are at those parties
and experience so much. Everything is so nice.

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So I'm... Yeah, it's been so good.

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It was a bit about me.
Julianne, you can start.

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My name is Julianne, and I have
a separate ASMR YouTube channel.

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Simply an audio channel.

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Abrupt.

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What is it that has done
that you intend to change industry?

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- It was a bit one-track.
-Hang on, you. That's good.

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Kjersti?

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I just have to say something before you start.
That you dare!

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That you dare to come here
and take hold of life and change direction.

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It is so incredibly inspiring.

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And the category that you enter,
i.e. MILF. MILF!

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You are the tired housewife,
the teacher at the checkout at KIWI.

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It's such a great demographic.

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Many people probably recognize it.
That life is like that.

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And then you get here.

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Then I think we shall
pull into the bedroom.

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The holiest of all, as they say.
Just follow me.

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I have quite a bit of equipment, but these are things
I have built up over time.

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The most important thing you have
is the mobile phone.

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That camera there, and what's happening
in front of the camera, is absolutely the most important.

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Do not touch the equipment, please.

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I have made contact with suppliers
so that I can get it a little cheaper.

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You will also get that on the course,
and you get your own code

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on ring lights, dildos or lubricant.
Or "lube", then, as we say.

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Afterwards you can buy
buttered baguettes that I made.

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- Yes, Kjersti?
-Are you going to go a little more in depth?

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Yes, of course I will go in depth.
We will do that after lunch.

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Then we will test out different ones
positions in front of the camera,

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and we will look at celebrities' accounts.

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What about target groups?
Do you have any thoughts on that?

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Which men are they?
Do you have any analysis on what kind of men?

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Men are men. It is my experience,
and I have quite a lot of experience.

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- Men are men, and a hole is a hole.
- No, that's not true.

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Then I think we will move on.

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I have the benefit of meeting a user
who doesn't like wet water on a wet body.

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We can wash the window a bit, sort of.

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I'll take you through
a life-changing intimate shave.

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- I show myself...
- Thank you for me.

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- It was stupid.
- That's the way it has to be.

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- Can I get some of the fee back?
- I do not refund anything.

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Kjersti!

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NOK 5,000 to learn
to press the tits against the shower glass?

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You had many pertinent questions.

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Creating a strategy around it
and to get better.

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-What kind of content you want to sell.
-Who I want to be.

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Yes. Or...
Have a look at your profile.

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No, you know what. I can't stand it.
Have a look at yours, then.

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-Oi, you have a lot of followers.
- I play with an expectation gap.

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My profile shows the boy next door,
or mother-in-law's dream, if you will.

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But something in the look makes my subscribers
pay a little extra to see this.

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- Have a look at yours, then.
- You'll just laugh.

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I promise not to laugh.

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Where is... You work in advertising,
and so is this what you are trying to sell?

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- You said you weren't supposed to laugh.
- I'm not laughing.

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You have a fantastic starting point.

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Your pictures work, but you have to find
something that makes you stand out.

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- I don't sell porn.
- You don't need that either.

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- I have to. I am a man.
-Yes.

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How do you think
that I should create a profile, then?

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First you have to find out what you are
comfortable with and what you like.

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And then try to match what you like
with what your followers want.

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If you manage to match it, you won't feel it
as a job. It will satisfy you.

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You are the one who is overqualified
for the Trudebabe course.

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What can I say?

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I help new talents
to achieve their potential.

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-So you're some kind of pimp?
- Better call it coach.

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- I think it's a bit uncomfortable.
- I have not been dishonest about anything.

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"Kjersti".

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Thank you very much, Emrik.

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It was very exciting to meet you.

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And good luck to you
with your business.

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Tacos?

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-Are you going to serve tacos?
-Yes.

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- Isn't that a bit Harry, then?
- I like tacos.

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It's just so... Taco, like?

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-Did you taste the food?
- Yes, damn it, it was good.

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Yes? Lars thinks that taco is a bit harry,
but that's good.

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No need to fear.

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Pål is not so particular about it.
He turns it on which is a bit harry.

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Oh yes?

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Pål spends his savings on
to chat with and subscribe to

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ladies he jerks off to online.
I think that's a bit Harry, then.

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00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,960
It's not harry to jerk off per se.

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- Everyone must have a motive.
-Yes.

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Yes.

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00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:43,360
Maybe we should talk about something else
than jerking around the food, perhaps.

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That might be okay.

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00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,960
How is your court case going?

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- Per Martin, yes. Do you remember the song?
-Yes.

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Why do you think it's so harry?

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No, so...
I am open to being wrong.

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We can take a look at Pål's favourite.
Shall we see...

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It is Pål's favorite at the moment.
He spends a lot of money on her.

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- A cat.
- It's a cat, yes.

195
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,840
I think it's a bit Harry, then.

196
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That's my taste, sort of.
No harm meant.

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00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,520
What is your motive, then?

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00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,680
- It's you.
- No, don't be so priestly, then.

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That's it.
I'm not a priest at all.

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I don't turn on porn.
I think porn is boring.

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I must have feelings for the girl
for me to light, sort of.

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00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,200
A cat costume doesn't seem to work then
for me.

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-So it's feelings and not animals?
- But there is nothing wrong with animals.

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00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,000
Absolutely not. It is not
something wrong with jerking either.

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00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,480
Okay, so he wants a cat,
but when I offer myself…

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Right? With my slightly more short-traveled ones,
available nipples.

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Which I send to my husband
which I love and have been with for 20 years.

208
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,040
What kind of response do you think I will get?
Huh?

209
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,720
Nothing. A thumbs up!

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-How do you think it feels?
- Now it's good.

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These chicks have nursed two children.
Your children.

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They have been sucked empty.
They have given life.

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The damn cats don't have it
to this forkja here.

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But you shall exalt her
and pay money to in expensive judgments.

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Do you seriously think it's cheating?
Do you mean it?

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Okay... Okay.

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- I'm going home to the babysitter.
- It wasn't meant like that.

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We must be able to sit here
and talk like ordinary people.

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It is easy for you to say,
who do not have to deal with it.

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Yes. I just have to join, me.

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- Thanks for the good tacos. Have it.
- Have it.

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Text: Eli Bjanes
plinth.com